I value my life too much to even attempt something like that
thataintmyfoot on
If they ever join a union or get organized he’s in deep doodoo…
sorenthetiger on
Why?
scottasin12343 on
so animals DON’T like getting smacked in the face with a stick? Color me surprised.
JackSkellie58 on
Bonk stick
boldstrategies on
Look at all of those future Hermes Birkin bags
ReggieBushr00t on
And he was like “you will never get this, you will never get this” and then one day…
Brief-Mongoose344 on
Is this the same guy as shovel guy?
Canadian_Taco5 on

stratof3ar89 on
“RUN! ITS THE STICK OF BONK!”
cuchiplancheo on
Is he doing this for sport? What’s the reason to play whac-a-mole?
XOM_CVX on
I like the shovel method more
meatbag2010 on
And he’s still alive?
mcklingler01 on
Nothing scarier than a hairless monkey with a stick.
HydraulicEarl2 on
They sick of getting fucked with that stick.
Full12Inches on
He will do that one too many times 😌
callmesandycohen on
Watching this on silent but the dialogue in my mind goes “get back in the water ya fuckin’ cunts!”
sweetlingkitty on
Is this real?!? Why would they have so many in just one place?
One-Plan9566 on
So this is where my belts come from
Temporary-Soup6124 on
not for me!!
StokedNBroke on
“Controls crocs” he’s just beating crocodiles with a stick. I’m sure if I followed this guy beating him I’d “control” him too.
nudistclub on
Not wearing Crocs 5/10
shiggyhardlust on
I was issued a stick like that at an ashram in India, for very similar purposes related to the very large, very feisty monkeys that outnumbered the guests and were sometimes violent toward humans (these are not the tiny cute kind).
Across the language barrier I misunderstood the purpose to a small but crucial degree: the stick was for whacking the ground in front of the monkeys (as the croc guy does), not for whacking the monkeys themselves, a detail about which the monkeys communicated their shock and displeasure rather more effectively than the guy who issued me the stick.
Did you know that some monkey species have 3” long scimitar-shaped fangs and attack the faces of larger creatures?
I was lucky to escape with my life, and it was not through any skill of my own but solely through the monkeys’ mercy.
Dentarthurdent73 on
Human uses a tool to hit animals much smaller than him to control them.
Absolutely fascinating. Never seen anything like it before.
too-meta on
Fucking crocstar!
CS_B on
The ratio of killer reptiles to soft humans with a wood stick is too damn high!
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That’s a big nope for me
Pssh. Didn’t like him hitting them with it.
I value my life too much to even attempt something like that
If they ever join a union or get organized he’s in deep doodoo…
Why?
so animals DON’T like getting smacked in the face with a stick? Color me surprised.
Bonk stick
Look at all of those future Hermes Birkin bags
And he was like “you will never get this, you will never get this” and then one day…
Is this the same guy as shovel guy?

“RUN! ITS THE STICK OF BONK!”
Is he doing this for sport? What’s the reason to play whac-a-mole?
I like the shovel method more
And he’s still alive?
Nothing scarier than a hairless monkey with a stick.
They sick of getting fucked with that stick.
He will do that one too many times 😌
Watching this on silent but the dialogue in my mind goes “get back in the water ya fuckin’ cunts!”
Is this real?!? Why would they have so many in just one place?
So this is where my belts come from
not for me!!
“Controls crocs” he’s just beating crocodiles with a stick. I’m sure if I followed this guy beating him I’d “control” him too.
Not wearing Crocs 5/10
I was issued a stick like that at an ashram in India, for very similar purposes related to the very large, very feisty monkeys that outnumbered the guests and were sometimes violent toward humans (these are not the tiny cute kind).
Across the language barrier I misunderstood the purpose to a small but crucial degree: the stick was for whacking the ground in front of the monkeys (as the croc guy does), not for whacking the monkeys themselves, a detail about which the monkeys communicated their shock and displeasure rather more effectively than the guy who issued me the stick.
Did you know that some monkey species have 3” long scimitar-shaped fangs and attack the faces of larger creatures?
I was lucky to escape with my life, and it was not through any skill of my own but solely through the monkeys’ mercy.
Human uses a tool to hit animals much smaller than him to control them.
Absolutely fascinating. Never seen anything like it before.
Fucking crocstar!
The ratio of killer reptiles to soft humans with a wood stick is too damn high!
The stick man cometh. Scatter!
bonk
Wait for him to trip
I’d be walking with a backup stick

Hmmmmm. A shovel would work better.
Ok but why have them in the first place?
“Hey new guy! I got a job for ya!”
Alligators not crocs ?
Wait is this the shovel guy?!
Nope 👎
Needs a shovel
Timmma!!
One day they will disarm him and then disarm him.